Picture this: a secret society of mewers, stealthily improving their facial structures while the rest of the world chews their food without achieving maximum chisel results.
They gather in dimly lit basements, sharing tips on the correct tongue posture and debating the merits of different tongue resting positions, all while maintaining a perfectly neutral facial expression.
The meeting reaches its climax with a dramatic reveal of before-and-after mewing selfies. “I swear, my jawline could cut glass now,” one might declare with a solemn nod.
Sure, the idea of getting a sharper jawline without invasive procedures is appealing, but let's address the elephant in the room: the discipline. Mewing requires the kind of dedication usually reserved for Olympic athletes or hardcore gamers trying to beat the latest boss in an insanely difficult RPG.
Imagine explaining to your Tinder date why you occasionally look like you're about to swallow an invisible, oversized pill. “It's for the jawline,” you'd say, hoping they understand the gravity of the situation.
Is mewing scientifically backed or just wishful thinking? That’s a rabbit hole filled with amateur orthodontists and YouTube gurus. There’s a certain charm in the mystique, though. Much like the infamous Bigfoot, the perfect jawline from mewing remains an elusive prize.